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All right, guys, I got the video rolling
on my phone. I'm here with Ellie Eilish.

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Hello. And we just met today. Yes, we
did.

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But she did DM me.

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Yeah. I decided to reach out to you
through DMs, which is not normally

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natural for me.

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Really? It's usually dudes sliding into
your DMs. Exactly. It's the other way

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around. Yeah.

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Shockingly, you didn't slide into mine.

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But what made you slide into my DMs?
Tell all the fans, all the followers out

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there. Because I saw the Naomi Swan
video, and I was like, that's really

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cool. Like, they were out in public. I
was like, thanks for public.

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And it just looked really hot of her,
like, the point of view. I like how real

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it looks, I guess.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, so you saw it before it got
taken down.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Because it was pretty scandalous.

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You're sure you're cool to do something
scandalous like that out in public? I've

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been trying to get my hands on something
like that.

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So you have, like, a public fetish? I
do. I do. interesting yeah yeah she was

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that was a rollerblading one yeah yeah
she was rollerblading through town and

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she's like and i was kind of running
behind her she had these nice shorts on

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and you guys like got a lot of stuff
done behind it like a like i don't know

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somewhere around like an alley yeah that
actually what you didn't hear is the guy

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that lived in that house Yeah, the
ending of the video. It's like we don't

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see the real ending. No, no.

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I didn't hear, like, I accidentally cut
as we're doing doggy, and then I was

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like, okay, why don't you try to get on
top? And she was like, no, I think we're

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pushing it too much.

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And she was right, because ten seconds
later, the guy comes around and goes,

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this alley not for fucking!

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That would have been a good... So you
didn't see that part, but yeah, I was

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scared of the cop.

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I can't be a sex offender.

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That would ruin my whole life.

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So we have to be careful. We can't get
arrested.

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Exhibition. Exactly.

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First world exhibitionism problems.

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So can you just make me that deal that
we can have fun, we can do public stuff,

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but we got to watch out for the cops.

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We got to watch out for the civilians.

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Especially, we can't even do it. I mean,
we have to just, but I think we can do

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something. We can put the envelope to a
fun point. I think we're going to get

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more than.

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I think we're going to get something
we're happy with. Well, let's practice.

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Let's practice. Stand up. Stand up.

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All right. Well, the key, I mean, you're
already wearing the perfect outfit.

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Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, a little easy
accent.

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Yeah, I think that's what I'm saying.
What kind of, let's, here, let me, here,

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you stand here.

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Show me the, what panties you're
wearing.

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Um, I just picked this out. All right.
Yeah, those are pretty good. Oh. Pink

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and cheeky. Bring that ass over here.
Bring that ass over here.

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All right, so now cover the ass just
like we're in public. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We're walking along. We're walking
along. But, but.

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I say, hey, there's no cars right now.
Shut your ass.

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Oh, that's pretty good. Hold on. Do a
better reveal. Yeah. Like start with it.

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Not reveal. Actually, try over your
other shoulder.

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Yeah. And just go. Just go.

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Oh,

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that was a great ass reveal.

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That's a great ass reveal.

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You're a natural.

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You are a natural and you're so hot. Now
do just a panty peak reveal.

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Yeah. Oh, that's good.

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But you can explain. Oh, the tits come
out too?

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Perfect. Perfect.

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The only problem I foresee is the
panties.

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Because we want the easy access.

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Oh, I have an idea. So we're going to
put the panties back on, but in the

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library or the alley, wherever we are,
you should take the panties off and hand

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them to me and I can put them in my
pocket.

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So let's do a practice.

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Pretty sexy. That was pretty sexy. That
was a B. It was a good first start.

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So put them back on. The key is when you
take them off, we gotta kind of like B

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the put V get revealed.

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But the dress was kind of blocking.

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Oh yes.

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Look at that ass.

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What happened here? Did you get burned?

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Yes. It looks like a burn.

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I've been burned several times. Silly
burn.

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Kind of hot. Add character to your ass.

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I've been told it looks like a
birthmark, so we're going to go with

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that. Okay, birth burn mark.

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A birth burn mark. A burn mark.

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Okay, so yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hold the dress up with one hand.

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You did it.

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You did the perfect pussy reveal. One
more time. One more time.

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That was perfect.

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Oh, and you have this for putting your
hair up? Oh, no, that's not for your

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hair. I do have a ponytail, though.

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Oh, okay. Just sometimes we might need
to put it. All right, now show that

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pussy.

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Oh, that's a great reveal.

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That's a great reveal. Now pull them up
and try a from-behind reveal.

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Yeah, pull the dress way up.

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And then show that pussy.

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Oh, I can help.

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Oh, yeah.

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Then lean forward and spread.

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You do your right ass and I'll do my
left, your left ass.

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That's a perfect, that's hot.

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Okay, now let's get the panties back on.

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You are killing this, darling.

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You're like just in two minutes improved
so much at the reveal.

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All right, now the key is I'm also
wearing easy access pants.

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So try to, why don't you take my cock
out?

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No, no, no, through the fly. Through the
fly. You got to keep the button. Oh

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yeah, we got to keep it. Keep it
buttoned.

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What happened to you?

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I am a very clumsy girl. I got stitches
on my fingers right now.

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That's hot.

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Were you fingering some, like... Yeah, I
can take the band-aid off.

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No, were you fingering someone's, like,
rough pussy?

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Yeah. It was a dangerous pussy.

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What about that reveal?

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That wasn't as hard as I thought.

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Are you talking about the reveal or the
cock? I don't know.

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Yes, exactly. You're funny.

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It's about a 75%.

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Give me a little fluffage to get it to
full erect.

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Yes.

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That's great.

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Just get a little lower, as low as you
can possibly get. You can bend my dick

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down.

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Perfect. I just don't want to hurt you,
but I guess if it doesn't hurt. Bend as

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much as you want. You've got to get that
good angle.

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Yes.

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Okay, so now we should try it outside as
if we're in public.

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So the key is you stand back up.

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Look around.

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Yep. And I stand back up.

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And you grab my cock like you're leading
me by the cock.

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Okay. So turn around.

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And then you're blocking the people in
front that can't see that my cock is up.

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Okay. And you just walk me outside.

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We're blocking you. Yes, exactly.

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And you just walk me outside.

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Very public.

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Yeah, exactly. Let's go this way. Oh,
it's good.

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It's really good.

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Yeah? We're doing it. Yeah. We're moving
as one unit.

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Why don't you switch hands? Why don't
you switch hands? Okay.

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yeah that's yes perfect hold on hold on
yeah you gotta block we gotta make sure

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there's no way okay let's go let's go
right to the left there around this

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corner this is like a perfect example of
like a blocking area you know what i'm

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saying you know what i'm saying

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Fucking hot.

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Where'd you get those eyes?

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We might have to be quiet if we do this
in a library.

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Exactly. We've got to work on her.

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You're really good.

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It feels great.

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Make it as low as you can get.

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Look up at the camera.

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Good stroke, yeah.

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Okay, so now hand me the panties again.
Do a panty reveal.

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Yes. I can hold this.

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Oh, that's such a nice pussy.

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Stand up, stand up. Give me those
panties.

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So if we're here, you can take them off.
If that's the case, you've got to get

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them off your feet at least one foot to
access.

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Now let's try to do it in the next
position, okay?

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all right i'm just gonna lie down you
have to really use those legs put here

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and put here pull that dress up yeah you
can work it in slow yes

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oh that's good oh that's really good oh
that's really nice yeah you can

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put your weight on me don't worry about
it yeah i can take these out

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah, now lean back, lean back.

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Yeah, put your hands.

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That's good.

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Try the ground.

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Yes. I'll go in and out slowly.

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That looks so damn good.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Mm-hmm.

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Are you sure you've never done that
before?

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I never.

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I'm on your pussy, okay?

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Take it out, take it out.

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Oh, shit, I got it on the dress.

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This is the bit.

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Oh, it's so hot.

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I'm multi-orgasmic, by the way.

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That's very cool.

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That won't be the first one.

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That's awesome.

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It's all over me.

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It sure is.

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Oh, my God.

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Jesus.

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Can I put it back in?

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Gotta make sure there's no juice.

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You're not on the pill or anything,
right?

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, you are?

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Oh, yeah, I am. Okay, let's put it back
in.

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It's still hard.

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That was an amazing practice, but let's
walk to the library. Let's walk to the

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library, okay?

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Oh, wow.

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You are a God-special creature, aren't
you?

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I'm so glad you slid into my dance.

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I am, too.

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This is fun.

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It's so hot.

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Are you still rubbing your glint on me
or something? I'm confused what you're

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doing. Yeah, it feels good when I
squeeze it. Do it again, do it again.

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They just come everywhere.

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Yes, there is.

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I've got to

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learn to hold my phone better without my
fingers getting in the way.

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Look at me over your right shoulder.

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Oh, there you are.

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Hello.

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Oh, yeah.

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There's great.

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Oh, my gosh. This feels so good.

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Put your right hand right here.

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Yes. Spread that out right there.

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Yes.

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So good.

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So good.

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In fact, go slow.

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We forgot to do our mission.

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Let me try some doggy style.

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Your legs. I mean, that was like a whole
gym workout. Great job.

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That was incredible.

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Okay.

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What do you think so far of our mission?
We haven't even gotten past the front

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door. Turn around.

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Bend forward.

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Yes, yes.

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Can you make your legs wider so you're
lower?

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Yes.

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I hope the neighbors don't see this.

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No, they don't.

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A little closer to get us a little bit
higher back up. Yes.

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Yeah, I like it a lot.

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They should start the video.

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Put those on now so we can take them off
at the library.

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Well, now that we're done with this
scene.

247
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Well, that was, yeah, that was supposed
to be a practice, but it turned into a

248
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,240
three position.

249
00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:52,320
I think it worked out good. I think it
worked out great. How many times did you

250
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,259
come?

251
00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:55,020
Can you twerk it? Can you twerk?

252
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,880
Oh, my God, look at that hat.

253
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,380
Are you okay with spanks or not totally
fine? I like spanking. You like

254
00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:01,380
spanking? Yeah.

255
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,940
But I like that a lot, actually.

256
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,340
You have such a good butt.

257
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,100
Okay, let's go on that walk. I love
taking long walks.

258
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:17,860
That's how I walk.

259
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,840
No, I love taking long walks.

260
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,340
It's my favorite thing to do.

261
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:27,720
Really? You're a walker? Me too. Yeah, I
just like to look around and listen to

262
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,720
music or sing to myself.

263
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,120
You like music?

264
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,320
Do you like dancing?

265
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:34,680
I like dancing a lot.

266
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,780
Alright, let's go in this. This is a
perfect little public off-road.

267
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,940
Garden. Watch out for dog excrement.

268
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:51,700
I love nature. I'm a big mutual fan.

269
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,480
Oh, my God.

270
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,460
Wait, did you? Oh, there's people.

271
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,440
We'll stop for a second. But just tell
me you didn't.

272
00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:02,460
The panties are on right now, right?
Yes.

273
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,980
My panties are on.

274
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,580
Okay, look.

275
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:14,820
Do you see any cops behind me? No, but I
see some construction workers.

276
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,820
I'll always look behind you, and you
always look behind me.

277
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,280
The cops.

278
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:21,180
I like

279
00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:27,940
being

280
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:28,940
outside.

281
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:35,500
Construction workers aren't looking, are
they? I think they'd like it.

282
00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:36,740
They'd like it?

283
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,000
All right, let's walk me.

284
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,380
We're walking, we're walking, we're
walking.

285
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,320
Switch hands, switch hands.

286
00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:34,040
All right, you're blocking that skater
guy.

287
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:39,580
Fucked up my shit. Alright, we're
walking. We're walking. We're walking.

288
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:44,480
Oh, oh, well, yeah. I'm just gonna put
it away, I guess.

289
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,760
Thank you for blocking me.

290
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:49,740
Yeah.

291
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,400
We're just making out. We're just making
out.

292
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,580
We're necking. We're necking.

293
00:26:58,820 --> 00:26:59,820
Oh,

294
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,840
yeah.

295
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,100
Gardening.

296
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,640
We had to hide it because everybody
wanted to walk in it. All right, let's

297
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,500
get to this library. Let's get to this
library.

298
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,440
That's what I came for. Yeah.

299
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:25,800
So what about the Kendra Sunderland
library video turned you

300
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,539
on so much?

301
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:29,800
Well, one, other than the fact that her
being really hot. Yeah.

302
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,380
And that video going very viral.

303
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,640
Yeah.

304
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,200
It's cool.

305
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,180
town where I was always at the library.

306
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:44,100
Really? And it was just like a... Oh,
it's this way.

307
00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:45,740
I'm excited, sorry.

308
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:49,420
You grew up in a town, you were always
at the library. So were you like a

309
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:54,080
bookworm? Kind of, a little outcast, I
guess.

310
00:27:54,580 --> 00:28:01,160
But in the library, I just over time...
Yeah, I know.

311
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:05,220
It's just over time it became a very
like...

312
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,120
It's a comfortable, sexual place for me.
Really?

313
00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:09,479
It's quiet.

314
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:15,440
I don't know what it is about it. It's
just the environment is calming.

315
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,300
Jesus.

316
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,480
Do you masturbate in the library?

317
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,720
I mean, yeah, if you can get away with
it. Most of the time you can't,

318
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,240
especially when you go there a lot.
They're not watching you the whole time.

319
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,320
They're like, oh, that's the girl that
always sits in the back corner. Well,

320
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:30,440
why am I in the back corner?

321
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:33,980
I wonder why.

322
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,240
You are sexy.

323
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:37,460
Why, thank you.

324
00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:40,520
So you like to read, you like to dance,
and you like to walk.

325
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,640
Yep, I like to take long walks, dance
around.

326
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,420
Do another dance twirl.

327
00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:49,380
Good.

328
00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:52,620
Yes. Ta-da.

329
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,920
Ta-da.

330
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,220
I guess I got to stretch for this.

331
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,100
Yep, stretch it out, stretch it out.
Hold on, you got to stretch the other

332
00:28:59,100 --> 00:28:59,679
way, though.

333
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,399
Oh, yeah.

334
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,120
You might need to do the, oh, yeah.

335
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,140
All right, now some dancing.

336
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:16,700
That was awesome.

337
00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:18,680
You're fucking great.

338
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,200
I love the DJ scratch at the end.

339
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:26,620
All right, let's get to the library so
we can shut our mouth.

340
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:31,040
All right, you're right, but I'm just
not sure. This local library, it might

341
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,040
be too small.

342
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,420
I'm not sure how many clicks.

343
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,500
private stuff there is, so if it doesn't
work out here. We'll go to two. Okay,

344
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:39,720
yeah, yeah, we'll check out.

345
00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:41,640
We'll check out another ride.

346
00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:46,940
Guys, you have a nice ass.

347
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,840
This way, this way.

348
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,780
Keep you on camera.

349
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,080
There you are.

350
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,060
You are so photogenic.

351
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,060
You really are.

352
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,900
Let me know if I'm going to walk into
anything.

353
00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:00,740
Alright.

354
00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:04,660
There's a lady back there, right? But
she's pretty far away. Yeah, I'll let

355
00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:05,639
you know.

356
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,280
Is she hot?

357
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,700
Are you into girls?

358
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,960
I am.

359
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:19,880
I like to date men, but I like to sleep
with women.

360
00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:22,700
That's fucking amazing.

361
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:26,040
Yeah, me and my boyfriend are in a
relationship like that too.

362
00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:27,740
Really? Yeah.

363
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,260
You have a really cool boyfriend.

364
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,600
Yeah, right?

365
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:35,320
Does he know you're here today? Oh,
yeah. No, he knows, like, he did, he

366
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,400
researched things for me. That's
amazing. He's two steps ahead of me.

367
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,440
That's amazing.

368
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:42,340
So you guys have threesomes?

369
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:43,780
Uh-huh. That's how we met.

370
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,240
Wait, what do you mean?

371
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,760
Um, I knew him through, remember I told
you I met him through a friend, right?

372
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,820
Yeah. Well, we all three had a
threesome.

373
00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:54,460
And then you're like, oh, this is nice.

374
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,680
Yeah, it was nice.

375
00:30:57,710 --> 00:30:59,110
Like all the passion and stuff.

376
00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:02,710
And it was a new thing for me, too.

377
00:31:03,010 --> 00:31:05,110
Cool. I was new to the city.

378
00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:07,690
I moved to Texas.

379
00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:11,250
Oh. And, yeah. Where did you move to
Texas from?

380
00:31:11,630 --> 00:31:12,630
I moved from Ohio.

381
00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:17,050
Yes, I was pretty much raised in Ohio,
but I was born in West Virginia.

382
00:31:17,630 --> 00:31:19,670
So when did you have your sexual
liberation?

383
00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:21,770
Really, really young.

384
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:25,790
I've always been a pretty... I've always
been a nympho.

385
00:31:27,370 --> 00:31:31,590
I remember masturbating when I was too
young to know what that is.

386
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,950
Just kind of humping a pillow?

387
00:31:34,610 --> 00:31:36,570
Yeah, I like to hump things like stools.

388
00:31:36,890 --> 00:31:40,770
There's a stool I would always hump, and
I don't have a huge... I would hump

389
00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:43,570
things in the bathroom, like the sink
and stuff.

390
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,610
I just kind of like wet myself on it.

391
00:31:49,770 --> 00:31:53,230
Nothing is too dirty when I say toilet,
but it's just a good height.

392
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,530
Yep. So it was a good height.

393
00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:01,220
You are so naughty.

394
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,000
There is a car.

395
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,400
I'm trying to go by.

396
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:12,940
But... Naughty.

397
00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:14,620
Alright, put him away.

398
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:16,559
You're good.

399
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,080
See? You and me think alike.

400
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,700
It's like, get in, strike, flash,
unflash. Let it out.

401
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,760
YOLO.

402
00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:28,590
Do you see cars behind you?

403
00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:30,409
Oh, my God.

404
00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:31,850
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

405
00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:33,890
Oh, there's a car. Yeah, yeah. We'll
have to wait.

406
00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:36,290
Oh, my God.

407
00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:39,230
Is it a cop? No. Okay. That's all I care
about.

408
00:32:40,090 --> 00:32:41,350
We already did it halfway.

409
00:32:41,550 --> 00:32:42,550
Holy cow.

410
00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:44,590
Oh, there she is.

411
00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:46,650
She's up on the ledge.

412
00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:49,710
She's looking so good. Oh, that's a fun
dance.

413
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,840
Okay, we're good now.

414
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:01,680
Oh my god.

415
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,880
Are you kidding me? Take them off,
quick, quick.

416
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,480
Oh my god.

417
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,240
Here, I'll take them off, take them off.

418
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,380
In the pocket, in the pocket.

419
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,380
You hold those for me.

420
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,560
Oh, there's a biker.

421
00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:18,860
Oh, there's some people. Okay, now we're
good, we're good.

422
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:21,620
We're free-lipping. Oh, Jesus.

423
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,660
You saved me, that was real close.

424
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,360
I was like... Half an inch away.

425
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,720
And it was a pointy one. It wasn't like
a flat pole.

426
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,060
It was like a... It would have been like
a really hurt pole.

427
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,119
Come on!

428
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,540
Run, run, run, run, run!

429
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:45,740
Yay!

430
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,320
You're fine.

431
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,260
I'm glad you DM'd me.

432
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,020
No, we should, yeah.

433
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,180
Okay.

434
00:33:57,730 --> 00:33:59,330
Perfect. Such a nice one.

435
00:34:00,810 --> 00:34:01,810
Such a nice one.

436
00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:04,590
All right, look to your left. Do you see
any cops?

437
00:34:06,090 --> 00:34:07,090
No.

438
00:34:08,389 --> 00:34:11,449
But I do see a bunch of cars. Yes. I see
the library.

439
00:34:11,830 --> 00:34:12,830
Yes.

440
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,270
Yay. Are you getting wet? Are you
getting wet?

441
00:34:16,469 --> 00:34:17,610
I'm, like, getting wet.

442
00:34:18,210 --> 00:34:19,210
I'm, like, fucked.

443
00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:21,530
Quiet. It is.

444
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,850
Silent and, like, judgment-free. Just
knowledge.

445
00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:27,170
Yes.

446
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,420
Sorry. Wait, is this the entrance?

447
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,199
Hold on, I have to be discreet that I'm
filming. So maybe I'll just put the

448
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:35,199
phone in my pocket.

449
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,860
Hold on, hold on. Do you still see the
lens?

450
00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:40,120
Yeah, I do.

451
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,120
But this must not be the door.

452
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,360
No, I see people.

453
00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,060
So let's go around.

454
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:48,560
There's a bunch of places that we might
be able to... Shut up. ...show stuff.

455
00:34:48,739 --> 00:34:49,739
Really?

456
00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:01,009
You're fine.

457
00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:02,010
You're fine.

458
00:35:03,450 --> 00:35:04,450
My God.

459
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,170
Let's get in there. Let's get in there.

460
00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:12,210
The phone's in my pocket, guys. The
phone is in my pocket. I'm just to get

461
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:13,210
by security yet.

462
00:36:23,490 --> 00:36:24,490
Thank you.

463
00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:25,290
oh wow we are in the right section
actually i like all these old ones emily

464
00:37:25,290 --> 00:37:26,850
takes a bunch of poetry

465
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:14,130
That was epic.

466
00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:20,010
That was such a good double entendre.
It's a great dad joke. I love dad jokes.

467
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,750
See if I haven't written any of these.

468
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:33,810
Keep stroking. Multitasking.
Multitasking. That's good multitasking.

469
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,270
Yeah?

470
00:38:35,870 --> 00:38:36,870
Yes,

471
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:39,530
keep stroking.

472
00:38:40,030 --> 00:38:41,850
Find the sexy books.

473
00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:44,050
Yes, sexy books.

474
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,040
Very small.

475
00:40:53,870 --> 00:40:55,130
My boyfriend loves my poop.

476
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:58,450
I love that your boyfriend's okay with
you sucking my cock in the library.

477
00:40:59,030 --> 00:41:00,030
That's really cool.

478
00:41:00,170 --> 00:41:01,650
Well, he likes that stuff too.

479
00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:03,990
Remember? We're all birds.

480
00:41:22,030 --> 00:41:24,570
Let's try going back to the first area.
Hopefully that lady and her kid are

481
00:41:24,570 --> 00:41:27,270
gone. That seems like a problem.

482
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:58,930
Like even like a tip-tip, is that too
crazy?

483
00:43:23,950 --> 00:43:24,950
Lean forward.

484
00:44:48,370 --> 00:44:55,210
If you can look back at me this will be
the most epic footage in the

485
00:44:55,210 --> 00:44:56,210
world. Oh my god

486
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,510
Oh, this one. What about this one right
here?

487
00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:49,010
Goosebumps Horrorland.

488
00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:50,290
Goosebumps!

489
00:45:50,850 --> 00:45:52,110
That's a cute movie.

490
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:53,450
Mm-hmm.

491
00:45:54,390 --> 00:45:55,390
Straighten them back out.

492
00:45:55,530 --> 00:45:56,530
Mm-hmm.

493
00:45:57,010 --> 00:45:58,750
Little O3 tissue in there.

494
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:00,090
Little bit.

495
00:47:14,009 --> 00:47:15,009
Thank you.

496
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:16,660
My baby.

497
00:49:59,859 --> 00:50:00,859
Oh, yeah,

498
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,560
you think you can make yourself go?

499
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,640
Just sit back on your butt for a second.

500
00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:09,220
Just make sure no one's going to see
myself.

501
00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:27,580
It was an old lady. She got a new one.

502
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,080
I keep doing it.

503
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,360
Thank you.

504
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:35,900
10 hugs.

505
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,600
How long do you think this story gets
banned?

506
00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:42,260
30 seconds?

507
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:43,720
Yeah.

508
00:53:19,810 --> 00:53:22,590
There's that lady again, actually. I
know, I know.

509
00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:24,230
Is she looking?

510
00:53:24,510 --> 00:53:25,510
Oh, there she is.

511
00:53:26,650 --> 00:53:27,870
She knows what's going on.

512
00:53:29,050 --> 00:53:30,270
She just wants a selfie?

513
00:53:30,510 --> 00:53:35,870
Yeah, she wants it on it. Should we
return some jizz, some cookie juice?

514
00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:44,020
Well, we did it. I can't believe we did
it. In the library.

515
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,960
I was expecting a bit of like, a bit of
flashing.

516
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,200
Yeah. And then you came.

517
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,120
It was great. It was like Christmas for
everybody.

518
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,960
This is one of my best ever.

519
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,260
Alright, thank you so much for coming.

520
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,860
Thank you for coming on me.

521
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:04,820
Bye.

522
00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:06,060
Bye.